-Judge Joe Brown should be on at 3:00pm, and not any later to interfere with dinner!
-My Lawn: stay off it.
-King Soopers offers a way better grapefruit selection than Safeway. But make sure you wait for a sale.
-That damn rappy music. What ever happened to Pat Boone and Sinatra?
-I refuse to have an battery powered pencil sharpener. What happens if I'm halfway through the crossword and the batteries run out?
-You can't get a good pair of house slippers in Boulder.
-I used to be able to get a cup of coffee at McDonalds. Now there's whipped cream, mocha, sprinkles, and chocolate swirls!
-There's way too many 6pm games. I'm well into bedtime by then.
-I can't believe CU doesn't have recliners in the team room.
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