Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Broken Records

The SG Crew is back from Oregon licking our collective 70-14 wounds (and overworked livers) and ready for the "easy part" of the CU schedule.  However, the stats and records from the Oregon beatdown and another losing season are coming fast and furious: first senior class without a bowl game in 28 years, first time with seven losing years in school history, etc.

The SG delved deep into the record books and found a few more records:

-When Oregon scored 14 points within the first two minutes, they also won all of Ohio's electoral college votes too.

-Former USC QB Matt Leinart actually got four hoes into his hot tub following Matt Barkley's six TD performance versus CU.

-The 70 points scored by Oregon meant consumers actually had to bring tacos back to Taco Bell for the first time in history.

-The massive amount of yards by opponents broke the amount of cheesy Dan Hawkins cliches and quotes from his five years.  Hawkins responded, "stay out of the valley and onto the tackling dummies."

-Oregon RB DeAndre Thomas broke Chauncey Billups per season scoring record in just two quarters.

-CU QBs passer rating came "this close" to breaking the Nielsen ratings for the 2am Sham Wow commercial on QVC.

-The missed tackles by the CU defense versus Oregon and USC equalled the number of missed tackles of the entire 1977, 78, and 79 Canadian Football League, eh.

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Friday, October 19, 2012

Buffalo Mathematics

See that Oregon v Arizona State last night?  You can bet most of Buff Nation saw it; and you can bet we are shudering over the next two weeks.  SG breaks down the math:

Oregon 43-7 at half + Arizona State 52-17 over CU + USC -42 point favorites this weekend / 1-5 + 3-10 + weak armed QB - five downs + Kordell Stewart's AFC Championship QB rating X Jon Embree sullen looks - true freshmen playing + 82-42 (1982 OU score) - empty seats at Folsom X missed tackles + Black Mamba 40 time + Matt Barkley TD passes /  =

SG + six pack X infinity

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Saturday, October 13, 2012

Bathroom Bar Art #11

FOUND BY: Commish CH
WHERE: Westminster, CO at Sonic

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Friday, October 05, 2012

Sean Price - "STFU Part 2"

Sean Price. Alchemist beat. Muthadamnf*cker.


Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Hello Yellow

Yes, those are the new Nuggets alternate uniforms for 2012-13.  Well, kind of new, since that is the logo from the 80s, but that color is from Big Bird.

Consensus is pretty cool; a nod to the great Nugs teams of the era with a new color twist.  Even if that twist is from a mustard bottle.

They'll wear them for 18 games this year, and as Current Slushy Gutter Winner T-Dub points out, they might have to share them with Marquette.

So, as this blog likes to call the home team the Powder Blue Patrol, we may have to come up with a new moniker for our Mellow Yellows.  The Old Gold Guard?  Dehydrated Piss Patrol?  Yellow Cabbies?

One thing is for sure, they'll wear them for the Knicks visit in March; that yellow belly turncoat Carmelo will love his old team's new color.

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