Shazam, let me tell you who I am...
Remember when we put John Calipari on blast after he let KU win an NCAA championship and unleashing Jayhawk fans on all of us? (Probably not, because if you remember anything from this crappy blog, it would be some chick in a slutty outfit or something.)
Well, add Texas Rangers Manager Ron Washington to that list. Because he is at the helm of the team that allowed the SF Giants to win the World Series, we can blame him for unleashing douchebag/loudmouth/overly smug Giant fans on us. Coors Field only has to host them 15-20 times in 2011. Thanks, Ron! Stay away from the crack.
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