Rollin Rocked
-Say bro, could you score us some beer for the senior campout?
-Sure, I guess. A 12 pack?
-Nah, probably a bit more.
-Alright. Give me some cash for a couple cases.
-We're thinking a keg...
-Damn, a keg?
-Four kegs.
-What the fuck? Four kegs? Damnit. I'm going to have to borrow Coach Hawk's pickup.
-Cool thanks bro.
-Natty Ice right?
-No.
-Keystone Light?
-No.
-You fuckers scrounged enough to get Coors Light?
-No, we need Rolling Rock.
-Rolling Rock? Why not just bottle your piss and drink that?
-Cool. Thanks bro. Just go over to Baseline Liquors, you know right by campus. They won't recognize you or anything, even though you only played QB at Boulder High. Be sure to wear all your CU-issued gear. Selling four kegs of Rolling Rock on a Monday isn't out of the ordinary, so we appreciate it bro.
posted by @slushygutter at 6:54 AM
3 Comments:
Latrobe, PA is a piece of crap.
You goddamn beer snobs. Rolling Rock is a fine brew.
Im trapped in a netherworld with Rolling Rock, a glass of elephant crap, and a bottle of acid. Im one gonna have holes in my stomach and elephant shit oozing out before I choke down the Rolling Rock.
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