Thursday, April 15, 2010

Orange Vanilla


War of the masses, the outcome, disastrous
Many of the victim family save they ashes...


Add another color to the Broncos' uniforms this fall: vanilla, because with the trade of Brandon Marshall (Marshall in Miami. Nice to see him in a Marlins hat at a Heat game right off the bat. Nice, Brandon. I hope you get attacked by a band of retirees for not wearing a white belt) and impending move of Tony Scheffler, this offense will make paint drying seem like a techo rave.
(Orange and vanilla is sort of a Creamsicle-like color. Creamsicle never got it's proper dap in the day did it? It was some refreshing summer day goodness but not as low post as a normal popsicle. Rocking a Creamsicle was kind of a big 'f you' to normal frozen concentrate treats.)

Take a look at the Donk offense. Keep looking. Are you sleeping yet? I always go back to the "waiver wire" factor with offenses. That is if there are dudes on the offense who are consisitently on your fantasy league's waiver wire, then you have problems. It isn't just a couple guys on the wire from the Broncos, but the whole damn offense. Worse yet, I play in a 16 player league where all you need is a pulse to be carried on some chump's roster.

The receiving corps are akin to the 1994 Knicks with Jabar Gafney and Eddie Royal leading the way. I can't believe I said either of those dudes are "leading" in anything. Tight end? Gotta give it up for hometown guy Dan Graham, but this ain't 2001 and that ain't Nebraska. QB? Yeah, you know the names. Running back has already broke down Moreno and some other dudes. "But, it's the Patriot system" the supporters say. Even the Patriot system has Tom Brady, while the Donks have players more akin to Tom Arnold. Oh sorry, did you drift off while you were readin those names?

The upcoming NFL Draft might provide some release, but will McD pull the trigger on another offensive skill player in the top half of the first round? Remember this defense is aging, the offensive line needs upgrades on the right side, and other teams might offer up a slew of bad ass hoodies for the Donk pick. Preferably vanilla colored.

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Anonymous Spotwood said...

Worst things the Broncos could have done for themselves is go 8-8 last year. This team has been fool's gold for a while now, but the tards around this state still think they should be competing for championships.

You're going to have to be patient Donks fans, this team isn't going to get better for a while yet.

But again, keep blaming McD for trying to get some depth back into a program that has none.

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo slushy gutter-ites know about a alcoholic drink Creamsicle? I remember having one awhile back.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous gaybiz said...

Yes, it involves a cold creamsicle in your rectum while sipping a Cosmo. I luv them!

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