88 Styling

I make fresh rhymes daily
You burn me...really?

After another top-notch performance, Ubaldo Jimenez's ERA now stands at 0.88. Playing high/low, Price Is Right style (you can even bang the models like Barker did) are the following higher or lower thatn Ubaldo's ERA: (you can win a beautiful Chevy Nova and a ceramic giraffe!)

-The grade point average of the mid-90s Nebraska football team.

-The blood alcohol level of the SG readership after "just one more" whiskey sour

-Percentage of people who want to hear more updates about the messiah: Mr Tim Tebow and if he sent replanted the trees that blew over in the wind storm this week

-Percentage of sane thoughts, principles, and football knowledge that comes out of Dan Hawkin's pie hole.

- .88? That's my home for hot hits on the radio dial! I called 50 times last night to hear Young Doo Doo Stain's new blazing hit "Trapper Keeper Stuntin"!!

-Former Rockies pitcher John "Wayback" Wasdin's ERA...after four pitches.
-Height in inches that Josh McDaniels is taller than Earl Boykins.

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