Monday, September 10, 2007

Toro Toro Toro

Here it is, a world premiere
Crystal clear in your ear, so listen here
Yeah, it's somethin new but I ain't no new kid
So don't fool yourself with garbage that you did...

The Donks pulled a victory from the proverbial jaws of defeat yesterday. They bumped, stumbled, fumbled, and staggered their way through 58 minutes of football before almost completely and totally bumblef*cking it at the end with the clock.

Cue the winning FG and the near mob scene afterwards. If there was a disco ball and a DJ, it’d look like a club scene out there. Elam acted like he just scored the winning kick in the World Cup. Even Shanny was a bit giddy. On the surface, it’s week one and it may have been a bit over the top, but when you really think about it:

-They endured a tumultuous offseason with two teammate’s death
-The defense was a the focus of concern all preseason
-Jason Elam had already missed two field goals
-They crashed in their final game last year and missed the playoffs
-Their young QB had just lead an Elway-esque drive
-The Buffalo fans were going nuts
-It’s still a road game, it’s still the opener
-The chaotic 15 seconds prior to the winning kick
-1-0 is a lot prettier than 0-1

So forgive the Donks if they looked like they had just won their 3rd Super Bowl. It’s a long season, but an even longer offseason they just came off of. And hey, they play the Raiders this week, so what's expending a little extra energy in the celebration.

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Anonymous Spotwood said...

What's interesting about it is that the Broncos actually completely dominated that game on both sides of the ball. Buffalo had under 190 of offense and Denver had nearly 500. It just looked ugly as all hell.

Spotwood's Prediction: It's going to be even harder for teams to throw on Champ and Dre than we thought. Those two are really, really good.

9:19 AM  
Anonymous boulder creek tailgater said...

The red zone offense is where it got nasty. Up to there, Cutler and co went at will. Bly and Champ are just monsters. and Buff has pretty decent WRs.

the next four games offers good defenses (yes, even the Raiders) so we can see how they adjust.

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