Toro Toro Toro

Here it is, a world premiere
Crystal clear in your ear, so listen here
Yeah, it's somethin new but I ain't no new kid
So don't fool yourself with garbage that you did...

The Donks pulled a victory from the proverbial jaws of defeat yesterday. They bumped, stumbled, fumbled, and staggered their way through 58 minutes of football before almost completely and totally bumblef*cking it at the end with the clock.

Cue the winning FG and the near mob scene afterwards. If there was a disco ball and a DJ, it’d look like a club scene out there. Elam acted like he just scored the winning kick in the World Cup. Even Shanny was a bit giddy. On the surface, it’s week one and it may have been a bit over the top, but when you really think about it:

-They endured a tumultuous offseason with two teammate’s death
-The defense was a the focus of concern all preseason
-Jason Elam had already missed two field goals
-They crashed in their final game last year and missed the playoffs
-Their young QB had just lead an Elway-esque drive
-The Buffalo fans were going nuts
-It’s still a road game, it’s still the opener
-The chaotic 15 seconds prior to the winning kick
-1-0 is a lot prettier than 0-1

So forgive the Donks if they looked like they had just won their 3rd Super Bowl. It’s a long season, but an even longer offseason they just came off of. And hey, they play the Raiders this week, so what's expending a little extra energy in the celebration.

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