Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Aint So Melo

From the crew that sets it off by spraying beer in your face...

The scariest thing coming out of Nuggets camp right now isn't the Melo Situation (not Melo versus The Situation, although that might be fun to watch. What could the two of them compete at? Wearing sunglasses inside is about all they have in common) but rather the lack of big men roaming the Powder Blue and suddenly day glo yellow paint. (Seriously, the yellow in the Nuggets unis has been amped up from a subtle gold hue to 1988 Body Glove.)

The "jewel" signing of the off-season Al Harrington is apparently suffering from plantar fasciitis. Now I have no idea what that is, but Ed McCaffery and Good Feet says that special shoes are required for it. No one is letting on how long K-Mart will be out, but I heard whispers here and there we might not see him until the break. Not Thanksgiving break, not Christmas Break, but the All-Star break. The same can be said for Birdman, who apparently spent most of the off season treating his neck as a coloring book.

That leaves our buddy Nene, who has been playing out of position for his entire NBA career because every Nugget brainiac from Kiki to Kroneke to Rocky can't figure out what everyone knows: that he could be a great power forward when coupled with a true center. Scanning the roster they also have something named Eric Boateng at center, Courtney Sims, and Melvin Ely.

The Lakers are shuddering when they scan those names, and when they don't have Melo (or as LaLa calls him in their gawd awful reality show "Mel", and that could be real confusing with Ely around. And if you watch that show, you'll suddenly see why Melo wants out of Denver and you won't care which way he leaves, trust me) and a bunch of youngsters and Chauncey, not even the Clippers will be shuddering.

RELATED: Pete Rock - "True Master" - ("Passionate bright colors, the number one Soul Brother.")

Labels:

3 Comments:

Anonymous calvin natty light said...

Melvin Ely? Id rather have Melvin Mora. Damn WTF is going on over there

10:36 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

2015-09-08 zhengjx
true religion jeans
longchamp outlet
coach outlet
cheap uggs
kate spade outlet
polo ralph lauren
cheap oakleys
prada handbags
soccer jerseys wholesale
christian louboutin outlet
cheap jerseys
nike running shoes
air max 90
adidas superstar
mizuno shoes
pandora rings
mcm handbags
ed hardy clothing
pandora charms
kate spade bags
air max 95
canada goose
ray ban sunglasses
jordan shoes
rolex watches
coach factory outlet
nike tn pas cher
nike roshe run women
air max 90
tory burch shoes
mulberry sale
kate spade handbags
christian louboutin sale
nike uk
coach outlet online
cheap jordans for sale
nike air force
ed hardy
jordan homme
running shoes

9:15 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

washington redskins
salomon speedcross 3
ugg boots
giuseppe zanotti sale
swarovski outlet
atlanta falcons
puma shoes
replica watches
mont blanc
new york giants
air jordan 13 free shipping
chanel handbags
winter jackets outlet
coach outlet online
soccer jerseys,soccer jerseys wholesale,soccer jerseys cheap,soccer jerseys for sale,cheap soccer jersey,usa soccer jersey,football jerseys
nike air max
michael kors outlet store
true religion jeans,cheap true religion jeans,true religion jeans wholesale,true religion outlet,true religion sale,true religion outlet online
ugg boots clearance
chanel handbags
polo ralph lauren outlet
air force one shoes
denver broncos
black friday
cheap ugg boots
michael kors outlet
michael kors factory sale
football shirts uk,soccer jerseys uk,cheap soccer jerseys uk
ugg clearance
canada goose coats
coach outlet online
chanel outlet store online
ddddd1124

7:46 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home