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With my brim cold bent to the side, I bump and slide...
Some idiot just a few days ago said that CU's move to the Pac 10 could be a bit muddied. Really, what the hell do you know moron?
CU is moving to the beaches and coffee shops of the Left Coast, we're going a year early, and we're keeping most of our money in doing it, you toothless Big 12 yokels.
The much maligned CU administration, mainly the Swift Chancellor flex the white gold Tarantula Phil DiStephano and AD Mike Bohn got CU away from the Big 12 strip malls, gray skies, and Texas-centricity for a mere fraction of millions of what was originally demanded. From an $18 million down to under $7 million. Trey Parker and Matt Stone could find that in their seat cushions.
So a mere four games remain in the Texas 10 Conference, four more trips to moldy salad bars, guys with twangy accents, highways on which the horizion never changes, and Boulevard Wheat beer (I can't front on that beer, it is a rare treat to have a pint or two or ten when crossing into Kansas.) Adios, Big 12, I'm waxing my surf board a year early.
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Some idiot just a few days ago said that CU's move to the Pac 10 could be a bit muddied. Really, what the hell do you know moron?
CU is moving to the beaches and coffee shops of the Left Coast, we're going a year early, and we're keeping most of our money in doing it, you toothless Big 12 yokels.
The much maligned CU administration, mainly the Swift Chancellor flex the white gold Tarantula Phil DiStephano and AD Mike Bohn got CU away from the Big 12 strip malls, gray skies, and Texas-centricity for a mere fraction of millions of what was originally demanded. From an $18 million down to under $7 million. Trey Parker and Matt Stone could find that in their seat cushions.
So a mere four games remain in the Texas 10 Conference, four more trips to moldy salad bars, guys with twangy accents, highways on which the horizion never changes, and Boulevard Wheat beer (I can't front on that beer, it is a rare treat to have a pint or two or ten when crossing into Kansas.) Adios, Big 12, I'm waxing my surf board a year early.
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posted by @slushygutter at 5:44 AM
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Easy wins for the rest of the Pac12 starting next year, thanks Buffs!
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