Drop The Mic and Strike the Heisman Pose

You got beef than holla,
My crew sticks together like Richy and Dollar...

Weep for poor Reggie Bush, first he loses his dime piece Kim Kardashian, now he has to send back his Heisman (who pays for return postage?) The big question is will it automatically default and go to Vince Young, who finished #2 that year in the voting. Undoubtedly, Vince will also be stripped of the trophy probably for shirtless club dancing, then the trophy will fall to the #3 vote getter. And that is? Matt Leinart. The Heisman won't stay with him long because QBs for the Calgary Stampeders or wherever he plays now are ineligible, plus QBs who've banged reality skank Kristin Cavallari shouldn't be allowed to go in a locker room (you too, Jay Cutler.)

So that leaves the #4 vote getter as the new 2005 Heisman Winner. Mr Brady Quinn, of your Denver Broncos. The shine of a Heisman is coming back to Denver, where a recipient hasn't donned the orange and blue since the glory era of Ron Dayne. Dust off a spot in the Donk Trophy case (there's been a lot of empty space in there for 11 years) because the Heisman is home.

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