Monday, June 14, 2010

Killer Bees on a Swarm?


Bow what's the situation? Idioticy...

Wondering what to do with your vuvuzela if they get banned from the World Cup? The Slushy Gutter offers up some alternatives:

-Opposing hitters versus Ubaldo Jiminez may favor the lighter weight and increased bat head size.
-When the Red Soz fans invade Coors Field next week you can answer their "wicked" smack running with a constant horn blast.
-Take all the discarded vuvuzelas to join the Big 12. Instant rivalries with all the other blowhards down there. (Damn straight I'm running Big 12 smack, now let me get back to my Pac 10 skateboard and latte.)
-Assemble the greatest vuvuzela players to play a intricate symphony to harken the arrival of one Tim Tebow.
-One simple can of cold beer and you have a smooooooooooth SG approved beer bong.
-Since the move to the Pac 10 has taken some of the spotlight off the fact that Dan Hawkins is not a very good coach, he can distract the masses when it wears off with a steady vuvuzela murmur. (It's Division football! It's the Big 12! I mean, the Pac 10! Uhhhh, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!")
-Affix some sort of suction to the wide end to assist Nene with rebounding.
-What is stronger? The air from your vuvuzela or Kyle Orton's arm?

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Spotwood said...

I liked them for the first couple of matches I watched. Now I hate them, a lot, like, really a large amount of hate.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes Id rather hear the vulzelas than read the SG

2:18 PM  
OpenID adammackwright said...

You know what's louder than vuvuzelas? People complaining about vuvezelas.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous boulder creek tailgater said...

If Hawk shoved one up his rear it would be a constant sound since he talks out his ass non-stop

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