Broken Language

Dialect spoken, in sectional lesson
The less you know, the more you gotta guess on...

Livan- Spanish for "holy shit, I hurt my neck following that ball over the fence."

Carmelo- Baltimorian for "Micheal Phleps will be more popular than me if I keep playing at an 0-3 shooting clip." Can be coupled with Anthony which means "rather chubby."

Ramsey- Grand Rapidan for "future Arena League backup."

Hawk- Boulder Rastafarian for "do you like my straw hat...this is a Division One hat!"

Prater- Colfaxish for "he who isn't an Elam."

Sakic- British Columbian for "I can't make up my damn mind" Similar to Favre in the Wisconsinan language.