Quick Buffalo Dung

When I come through I clog up your sewer

Peep the maneuveur, drop the ill manure
So bring Mr. Clean, Drano, and Roto Rooter...

Being so very Boulder, Colroado's Flagship University has deemed that all home football games will be zero-waste events. Hey, that's just how we roll, rest of Big 12. We're just a bunch of tree loving hippies who happen to love their football team in between hackey sack, bong hits, and drum circles. Oh, and we happen to like our alcohol. Alot. That means students will recycle in their fifths of Jack/Vodka/Rum, Ralphie's waste will be shoveled into a lovely planter to grow marigolds outside Jeff Bzdelik's office, used Gatorade cups will be donated to local frats for Jello shot containers, those always talked about urine bombs will be destilled and converted to fuel, and, finally nebraska fans will not be allowed in the stadium.

RELATED: MF Doom - "Beef Rap" - "For a mil do a commercial for Mello Yello/Tell em devil's hell no, sell yall own Jello"