Monday, August 04, 2008

Marshall Plan

Don't live in a world... of hate hate hate
Pull yourself together... and get yourself straight...

The NFL and Commissioner Roger Goodell level a swift and hard pimp slap on Broncos' wideout Brandon Marshall for conduct unbecoming of the league. Three games is what Marshall and the Donks must endure without his services. It can't be all that bad, can it? For each bad part of Brandon Marshall being out, there is undoubtedly a flip side?

BAD: Brandon Marshall is the Broncos best player; your chances of winning an NFL contest decrease without your best player.
GOOD: The Kerry Colbert Era begins in full effect.

BAD: Marshall and QB Jay Cutler developed a great on-field repertoire last season.
GOOD: Oakland fans won't be able to chant "Big Mac, Big Mac, Big Mac" and dress as a cross between Darth Vader and the Hamburglar.

BAD: Teams will stack up to stop the run knowing the Broncos lack a true deep threat.
GOOD: Brandon will be able to wear a lot of snazzy ball caps and headbands along the sidelines while chatting up the practice squad long snapper.

BAD: It could be up to three games without Marshall.
GOOD: With counseling, it might be reduced to two games.
BAD: In counseling he could meet Switchblade Sid, who might introduce him to crack.

BAD: Fantasy dorks everywhere will argue whether he should slip to the second or third round.
GOOD: He will slip to the third round, where The Commish will select him.
BAD: He will slip on a Whopper wrapper at an off-suspension dinner and injure himself for the year.

RELATED: Das EFX - "Rap Scholar" - "You know it's me, cause some say the boat rocker
Big Mac not the Whopper, peace to Big Poppa"



Blogger oakleyses said...

nike free, kate spade handbags, nike air max, michael kors outlet, christian louboutin, coach purses, oakley vault, tiffany and co jewelry, christian louboutin outlet, cheap oakley sunglasses, ray ban sunglasses, coach outlet store online, tory burch outlet, louis vuitton outlet online, louis vuitton outlet, coach outlet, louis vuitton outlet, jordan shoes, chanel handbags, louis vuitton, kate spade outlet online, louis vuitton handbags, polo ralph lauren outlet, burberry outlet online, red bottom shoes, true religion outlet, longchamp handbags, ray ban outlet, true religion, prada outlet, michael kors outlet online, tiffany jewelry, gucci handbags, polo ralph lauren, michael kors outlet online, oakley sunglasses, christian louboutin shoes, michael kors outlet store, michael kors outlet online, nike air max, longchamp outlet, nike shoes, longchamp outlet online, prada handbags, michael kors outlet online, coach outlet, burberry outlet online

5:28 PM  
Blogger oakleyses said...

longchamp pas cher, chaussure louboutin, longchamp, nike air force, nike free, hollister, sac michael kors, vans pas cher, nike air max, nike air max, converse pas cher, abercrombie and fitch, lacoste pas cher, nike blazer pas cher, new balance pas cher, louis vuitton, louis vuitton pas cher, oakley pas cher, ralph lauren, air jordan, lululemon, mulberry, timberland, guess pas cher, burberry pas cher, louis vuitton uk, sac vanessa bruno, true religion outlet, michael kors uk, nike roshe, nike free pas cher, barbour, ray ban uk, nike roshe run, hollister, air max pas cher, tn pas cher, ray ban pas cher, north face, air max, sac louis vuitton, scarpe hogan, hermes pas cher, true religion jeans, michael kors canada, ralph lauren pas cher, north face pas cher

5:44 PM  
Blogger oakleyses said...

north face jackets, birkin bag, ugg soldes, p90x workout, ferragamo shoes, mac cosmetics, marc jacobs outlet, nike huarache, bottega veneta, babyliss pro, ghd, north face outlet, mcm handbags, herve leger, uggs outlet, canada goose outlet, insanity workout, giuseppe zanotti, soccer jerseys, rolex watches, jimmy choo shoes, canada goose outlet, celine handbags, mont blanc pens, ugg, beats headphones, ugg boots, chi flat iron, uggs on sale, canada goose, soccer shoes, wedding dresses, asics shoes, hollister, valentino shoes, reebok shoes, longchamp, lululemon outlet, ugg outlet, new balance outlet, abercrombie and fitch, nfl jerseys, vans outlet, roshe run, canada goose outlet, nike trainers, instyler ionic styler

5:44 PM  
Blogger oakleyses said...

air max, juicy couture outlet, louboutin, canada goose, wedding dress, louis vuitton canada, canada goose, ralph lauren, uggs canada, moncler outlet, thomas sabo uk, replica watches, parajumpers outlet, gucci, pandora jewelry, converse shoes, hollister clothing, nike air max, swarovski jewelry, converse, karen millen, montre femme, coach outlet, swarovski uk, timberland shoes, moncler, moncler, hollister, supra shoes, pandora charms, ray ban, links of london uk, oakley, juicy couture outlet, moncler, lancel, canada goose uk, toms outlet, baseball bats, pandora uk, iphone 6 case, vans, ugg, moncler, canada goose pas cher, hollister canada, moncler, moncler

5:54 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home