Friday, September 14, 2007

Late Night at Folsom

Somebody told me that you owe me, but can't nobody hold me
I do my dirt all by my lonely...

Ten Things Bobby Bowden would rather be doing instead of coaching at Folsom Field tomorrow at 8pm MST (10pm EST):

  1. -Adjusting his Craftmatic bed into a comfortable “elevated leg” position
  2. -Polishing off an extra bowl of tapioca pudding when the wife isn’t looking

  3. -Totally “beating the bejeezus” out of Gladys and Stan from down the street in pinochle

  4. -Thinking about ways of attacking the next day's crossword puzzle

  5. -Seeing if his Clapper can keep up with his renditions of Glen Miller tunes

  6. -Dreaming about beating the crap out of “that windbag” Lee Corso

  7. -Seeing if Ben Matlock can defend that poor man who didn’t murder his wife

  8. -Countdown to Little Blue Miracle: T minus 10 minutes

  9. -“Hello, Steve Spurrier? This is the electric company, is your refrigerator running?”

  10. -Dreaming of a shirtless Burt Reynolds

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