Avoidin' all the thick teasers, skeezers, and weirdos...
-Am I happy that Jay Cutler fell flat on his ass yesterday and is now being reviled and smeared throughout the sports world? Hell yes I am. Is it a classic case of sour grapes? Yep. Since he left, even more has come out about just how much of an ahole this dude is, and yesterday helped further that belief. Should he have toughed it our and gone out there? I don't know, but he sure didn't look like he was rushing to try it out. Long Duk Dong looked more agile on the stationary bike than Jay did. Did you see him summoning every medical person from the sideline to Rockford? Perception, and when you're already a douchebag like Cutler, that perception takes a big hit.
-The last time I saw Caleb Hanie he was tossing away the Goat's and Old Head Goat's last chance to beat the Buffs. If you would of told me that day that Hanie would be playing in the NFC Championship I'd ask you to pass the twelver. While he played well, it is beyond me how the #2 seed Bears have ancient Todd Collins and Caleb Hanie at back up? Even the #2 seed Broncos of 2005, lead by Jake Plummer and back-uped the entire year by another Goat, Bradlee Van Pelt, think that is dumb.
-We all saw Hanie intensley looking at the Polaroids of the Packer defense in the fourth quarter. Did you see d-bag Cutler simply sitting next to him? Hey Jay, feel free to point out some things to the young over-his-head third stringer. Maybe help him with some coverages or personnel on the field? Tell him about your chick's horrible acting careeer?
-Everytime I see BJ Raji out on the field dominating I am like a scorned lover. Another colossal draft blunder by McHoody.
-Green Bay could've put the game away if they simply would've let Mason Crosby attempt two 52 yard FGs rather than punt. We all know that Mason can make that damn kick (never forget Gary Barnett once took a knee and lost 4 yards before letting Crosby kick) and also avoided any Devin Hester punt heroics.
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