Ho-Ho-Ho-rrendous

I like the following things: The Denver Nuggets, rap music, Run DMC's "Christmas In Hollis", and Christmas. So when I saw all of those things together in one place, it should be a good thing, right? Uh, wrong. Very wrong. So wrong.

After hearing my favorite hoops team attempt to rap and ruin the classic Run DMC track, I feel the need to purge their weakness by locking myself in a room and listening to Biggie, Rakim, and Lord Finesse for hours on end.