Tebow Will Tame Oaktown?
I have a quest to have the mic in my hand
Without that, it's like Kryptonite and Superman...
Like every Denverite, Colorado Orange And Blue Blood, and fans of the Donks throughout the country, the SG wants to see Tim Tebow start this Sunday.
Not because the season is over. Not because Kyle Orton has more recently looked like a women's field hockey player out there. Not because I don't wont to see 25,000 empty seats at Invesco in a couple weeks.
I want to see the messiah, just a few scant days before Christmas, go into Oakland's Black Hole as the anti-Grinch. He'll turn those freaks into #15 fans quicker than Rocky turned the entire Russian arena into rabid USA fans.
How could they not resist the charm, the sleek play, and the goodwill that Tim will bring to the game? The Black Hole would be renamed "The Rainbow Hole," rather than stabbing fans of the other team, they would offer a warm salted pretzel, and Darth Raider would find the good side of the Force.
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Not because the season is over. Not because Kyle Orton has more recently looked like a women's field hockey player out there. Not because I don't wont to see 25,000 empty seats at Invesco in a couple weeks.
I want to see the messiah, just a few scant days before Christmas, go into Oakland's Black Hole as the anti-Grinch. He'll turn those freaks into #15 fans quicker than Rocky turned the entire Russian arena into rabid USA fans.
How could they not resist the charm, the sleek play, and the goodwill that Tim will bring to the game? The Black Hole would be renamed "The Rainbow Hole," rather than stabbing fans of the other team, they would offer a warm salted pretzel, and Darth Raider would find the good side of the Force.
RELATED: Big Daddy Kane - "Nuff Respect" ("comes higher than the messiah...")
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posted by @slushygutter at 6:51 AM
2 Comments:
Let's take up a collection and start a new sports bar in Boulder. "The Rainbow Hole" is going to be the talk of the town.
I'll be there every night!
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