Rockies Bend Like Beckham

Some say I'm rollin on, nothin but a dog now
I answer that with a fuck you and a bowwow...

Another 2-1 loss for the home IX last night. Sounds about right, seems like FC Rocky has had alot of 2-1, 3-1, or even 1-nil shutouts this year. As we all know, Real Purple has trouble on the oppostition's pitch this year, and last night was no exception. Once Golden Boot candidate Ubaldo Jimenez was brilliant between the pipes, but except for CarGo, the strikers didn't come to play.

There are a myriad of reasons why Arsenarock can't put more balls in the net on unfriendly ground: the lack of a transfer from another squad (the current guys have that home-away split so ingrained in their heads, a new guy like Dan Uggla wouldn't have that mentality), the lack of a striker coach to properly work with the lads, shoddy defense on the backline.

Whatever it is Mile High United better step it up or their descent down the table will continue. No Champion League, no Gold Cup, just the distinct possibility or relegation. Ole!

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