Tuesday, July 06, 2010

The 'SS' Stands For 'Syrup Sipper'

Kicking wicked rhymes like a fortune teller,
Had a dog by the name of Old Yeller...

Take solace Bronco fans, JaMarcus Russell beat our team numerous times. That was tough to take given the fact:
-He sucks
-He's fat
-He's not very bright
-There's rumors he can't read
-He's lazy
-His teammates pretty much sucked too
-His football sense is non-extistant
-He looks like Don Baylor's, Big Tigger/Snagglepuss' love child

And now we can add to the list:
-He sips on syrup

Freaking great. Feels proud to be a Donk fan today.

RELATED: Wu Tang Clan - "Triumph" - ("Codeine was forced in your drink, you had a navy green salamander fiend...")

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