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How will "The Decision" and the ripple effects of it affect the Nuggets? Let's look at some possibilities the Nuggets' front office is working on this AM:
1- It won't. The Nugget front office probably wasn't even watching the ESPN special, they were over on the Travel Channel watching 'The Iron Chef.'
2- It puts Carmelo Anthony squarely as the Knicks #1 target. And gee, Melo married a New York girl, he's getting married this weekend in New York, he has his Colorado house on the market, the Knicks are piling up big men that the Nuggets lack. Hello? Oh, sorry, I won't disturb you during 'House Hunters.'
3- David Lee to Golden State, Micheal Beasly to Minnesota. Even though the Eastern Conference is getting tougher, the dregs of the Western Conference are getting better, and more importantly younger. I know, sorry, '16 And Pregnant' is on.
4- Did you say "ripple?" Man, that reminds us of all those crazy 'Sanford And Son' episodes. Ya, big dummy!
5- Jermaine O'Neal to Boston, Brendan Haywood stays in Dallas, Travis Outlaw to New Jersey. That's cool, big men are a dime a dozen. Heck, Shaq is still available. The only reason I know that is because 'Kazaam' is on TBS right now.
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