Do You Speak Ingle?

My thoughts must be relaxed
Be able to maintain
Cause times is changed and life is strange...

Ingle Martin is:

a- Blaine's swarmy buddy from "Pretty In Pink".

b- A bottle of Sonoma bottled Chardonnay.

c- A part of Los Angeles that 90's gangsta rappers hollered in their rhymes

d- A law firm that can get you the money you deserve if you've been invloved in an accident that wasn't your fault and they aren't afraid of the insurance companies!

e- Your first team Denver Bronco QB if Kyle Orton goes down.

f- How your 4-year old son pronounces 'Uncle Martin', who's not really an uncle, just some dude you went to college with and always brings a six pack of Rolling Rock.

g- That expensive restaurant you took your prom date to and she still didn't put out.

h- Steve Martin's brother...his career never took off like say, Jim Belushi or Frank Stallone.

i- Some sort of device commonly found on a sea-faring vessel, to tighten the gunwale or wax the cleat or some shit like that.

If you answered 'e' you are correct! Ingle Martin is only one snap away from being the Donk's QB1!