No Mo Romo

How dare you ever try to step on my suede shoes
Top Gun shut down your firm like Tom Cruise
Please let me get down and blow a fuse actin' a fool breakin' shit down to molecules...

The strangest name to come in the Donks' head coach search is that of Bill Romanowski. I'm not one to question people's mental capacity, but if Pat Bowlen even considers Romo's plea to be coach, then Bowlen needs to next be fitted for a straight jacket.

Romo sent Bowlen a detailed letter about his thoughts on head coaching, the organization, and his philosopohies. Among those are the need for a tractor trailer worth of steroids supplements on site; hyperbolic chambers for all offensive skill players to live in the off-season; spitting: the unseen "4th phase of the game"; QB sacks should be worth a point if there's a broken jaw; how fighting your teammates and making them retire as a result of the injuries "weeds" out the weak; B movies and your post-NFL career; and the glazed look of confusion and slow speech and how that is key to NFL coaching.

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