Freeze Test

Cause I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

The Donks' and their fans have the ultimate test ahead of them this weekend. Obviously the team faces a must win situation to clinch the AFC West and a date with Peyton Manning and the Colts in the playoffs.

The fans also face a stiff test as the temps will be cold enough that reindeer and Eskimoes might be patrolling the backfield along with Champ Bailey. Back in the day, a game like this wouldn't deter Bronco fans, who'd arrive en masse to the old Mile High. Orange snowmobile jumpsuits, bouda bags with your favorite warming drink, moon boots, and long johns would be in full effect.

In 2008 though, will the 21st Century Donk fan and his North Face jacket, $6 cup of coffee, and Uggs boots show up to support the team in a crucial game? Of course there'll be the diehards, the people who've been shoved from the prime seats to the far reaches of the Invesco over the years. But will a day in the snow and cold trump a day in the warmth of the couch for Bowlens' corporate crowd? Pack your mittens, Sally-boy, this is the NFL, not a polo match with brie and spitzers. Besides, Eddie Royal will be playing on a dog sled.

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