Buffs Bubble Burst

I trained wack MC's, in camps like ex-marines
Why the f*ck you think you went home and had bad dreams...

The Division 1 football team up north in Fort Collins was offered the use of Colorado’s circus tent practice bubble this week if they needed it. Colorado is in the midst of a deep freeze and obviously the Buff leadership wouldn’t want the Goats to get the sniffles if they practiced outside.

Why they are at it, why not call Nebraska and see if they need to use our tutors in prep for their finals? Perhaps Kansas State can use the CU blocking sleds for a few months. Call up the Iraqi Republican Guard and see if they would be interested in using our video equipment to break down what went wrong.

We’re all for good sportsmanship, but really? Lest we forget that the Lambs’ defacto fight song tells a tale of man who’d rather see his son in hell before he sees him Boulder. The man their field is named after had bitter, scathing, profane feeling towards CU. The majority of their fan base loathes and detests everything that the University of Colorado, their students, and the fine city of Boulder stand for.

But heck, sure, come on down!

Can we paint the end zones green and gold for you too? Can Cody Hawkins make you some hot cocoa? Hell, just take Darrell Scott and use him in your bowl game too. Like the bubble, this decision to make this offer is just a bunch of hot air.

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