Peezy Gets Jiggy

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or the next rhyme I write might be about you...

The trash talk between Brandon Marshall and ex-goat Joey Porter has been, frankly, awesome. Not since LL Cool J went at MC Shan have I been so intrigued by two grown men beefing over a kid’s game. I really don’t care that Marshall loss the game because his quote is the coolest crack I’ve heard in years:

“You know, we hear stories floating around the league all the time about him as far (as being) in nightclubs dancing with his shirt off like a girl or in the playground getting beat up back in California. He’s one of those guys that no matter how big he is, he can still get knocked on his butt and he’s soft. He’s soft at heart and you can tell by the way he talks.

“And his nickname is ‘Peezy.’ I don’t know what ‘Peezy’ is… Joey?”

My questions are many. Is Joey really shirtless in the club? Or is he wearing one of those fishnet tank tops? Is he hanging with other shirtless dudes, like in the DMX video? Is he hanging with Vince Young? Is he getting funky with it to “It’s Raining Men” or is he working it to some techno song and a couple glow sticks?

Getting beat up in a park. Interesting. Is he trying to battle Kimbo Slice? Did he lose a touch football game and try to run someone over ala Lawrence Phillips? Was he playing Frisbee golf? Was he shirtless in the park too? Was it a regular park in California, or did he get his ass beat at Magic Mountain because he cut in line?