I Will Use A "Laser"

Hard times and killer tactics, spittin words plus semi-automatic slurs, peep the graphic...

Buff Nation is getting a little grumpy these days, and it is pretty understandable. Dan Hawkins has the team standing at 5-6 heading into Stinkoln looking for any sort of complete game and bowl eligibility, the offense is struggling, injuries are huge, and Hawk's Phil Jackson Zen-ness is wearing on supporters. Compound all that with the mega-dose of bad news that came across since the weekend and Hawk and the AD will need to be reminded that it is, well, Division 1 Football!

--The #1 blue chip in Colorado, Legacy High's Nick Kasa gave his verbal committment to Florida. La Casa de Kasa es no Casa de Colorado, ay dios mio!

--The blogosphere is all amped on the green laser light that was pointed right in OSU QB Zac Robinson's eyes during Saturday's game. Hey, it's Boulder, there's green stuff all over.

--LB Nate Vaiomounga was booted of the team for undisclosed reasons. That's just too many vowels for any Hawk Love.

--Five CU players had items (cell phones, MP3 players, cash) stolen from their lockers during Saturday's game. The thiefs were unable to find anything resembling a solid offensive game plan.

--The Hoops' team picked up where the football team left off and lost to Montana State. The two headed Hydra that is Bobcat athletics has cast a pox on our Buffs, please remove them from all schedules through 2099.

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