Pass the Buff Buck

Lookin' like straight bozos.
I saw it comin', that's why I went solo...

These days it is imperative to look for the best deals, and your sports dollar is no different. The good people at The University of Colorado have extended an offer to see Your Team, the Buffs' Men's hoops team for half their season for a single buck. The solitary sawbuck will get you into Friday's game versus Arkansas-Pine Bluff which in turn will get you a t-shirt that garner you free admission for the remaining non-conference schedule. That's about 11 cents per game. 11 cents will get you into the cavernous Coors Event Center, the arena the 1970's forgot, where beer isn't served despite the namesake, to watch a team that lost its top three scorers, finished last in the Big 12, made the NCAAs twice in 30 years, for games against Arkansas-Pine Bluff, Montana State, Harvard, Lafayette, TCU, Colorado State, Prairie View A&M, Louisiana-Monroe, and Western State.

Yeah, that's a rip off. Like we said, look for the best deals these days...save the 11 cents, that's a swift turn of the toy machines in the supermarket lobby.