Rainy Day Points

Rippin up the wax
Takin out the wack
keep the weak asleep, then he goes for the playback...

CO SPORTS:
**America's team has been enjoying our thin air and rainy days while practicing with Colorado's Team the past few days, and the thin air has gone to PacMan's head. 'Pac has gotten off a few choice words directed at the Donks' Brandon Marshall. Pac is again speaking out his ass as reports had Marshall smoking Pac Man like Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde throughout practice. Other positive reports have been of rookie Ryan Clady performing well versus behemoths Marcus Spears and DeMarcus Ware. On the flip side, the overall mood of the practices is that the Cowboys are light years ahead of the Broncos in terms of the overall talent level, precision, and cheerleader cleavage.

HIP HOP:
**The hottest track of the late summer has got to be Jay-Z's "Jockin Jay Z", produced by Kanye West. The title takes Run's lyric "I see you jockin J.C. because he's got a Mercedes..." from the opening bar of 1986's classic "Dumb Girl". Jay manages to holler at Run opening with "who's house?" He also manages to big up Obama (seems to be a popular rapper refrain these days), shout out his wife for being "thick", and talk about "models in the mosh pit, dancing off beat, but they know the words to my shit." But in perhaps Jay's strongest bar in years, he totally owns Oasis lead man Noel Gallagher ("That bloke from Oasis said I couldn't play guitar/Somebody shoulda told him I'm a fuckin' rock star/Today is gonna be the day that I'm gonna throw it back to you...") CHECK IT HERE

BEER:
**Since I'm not doing the Slushy Gutter Challenge this Summer, it is no doubt that Coors stock is down nearly 56%. The merger with Miller (which still makes me throw up in my mouth), gas prices (ditto), and the failed development of Miller Charcoal flavor beer for the upcoming football season contributed to the downturn.

REALTED: Public Enemy f/ CL Smooth - "Night Train" ("To yell brother man,he ain't black man,cuz he ate his Pac Man")