Working for the Weekend

Looking at my Gucci it’s about that time…

Our weekend with the National League Champion Rockies:

-About 3:00pm FRIDAY: The Rox blow a 9-1 lead and the drunks at Wrigley are pissing their pants as the Cubs win 10-9. If there was any doubt before, I mean ANY, this game officially puts the “When does football season start” countdown clock in motion,

-About Noon SATURDAY: Starting pitcher for the Rockies: Glendon Rusch. When your starter has been cut by the Padres and he sounds more like an insurance agent from Salina, Kansas, just pack it in a relegate yourselves to the Pacific Coast League.

-About 1:00pm SUNDAY: Center fielder Cory Sullivan fails miserably to catch a long fly ball and gets tangled in the ivy. He might as well of tried to find a magic portal amongst the ivy and go live with the Hobbit or some crap, because not even magic can save this lot.