Thursday, April 24, 2008

There Will Be Blood


One wrecks, the other destroys
And if you think you ready to mess, kill that noise...


I WILL FIGHT Phil Jackson, because he just sits there with that damn smug look on his face while his team runs like a machine and the Nugs flail like a YMCA Pee Wee team.

And bring George Karl too, because he’s getting outcoached like his counterpart is one part Hank Iba, one part Red Auerbach, one part IBM Deep Blue Supercomputer, one part James Naismith, and one part, well, Phil Jackson.

I WILL FIGHT Manny Corpas. One more blown save and ‘straight down the pipe’ fastball to some marginal player and he’s in for it.

And bring Brian Fuentes and the rest of the bullpen, what is this, June 2007?

And bring Clint Hurdle too; he that acts like this is just part of baseball with his non-emotional, condescending baseballese talk after every one of these tank jobs.

I WILL FIGHT the Red Wings. They have as a logo a wheel with a wing on it…reason to throw.
And bring along the Denver media for hyping this like it’s 2000 again. Claude Lemieux ain’t walking through that door fellas!

Oh, but Chris Osgood, Kirk Maltby, Darren McCarty and Nick Lidstrom are? I WILL FIGHT them.

I WILL FIGHT Dan Hawkins for allowing freshman stud OL turned FB Kai Maiava to leave the squad. You just don’t allow frosh all-Big 12 performers to leave your program in less than 9 months.

And yes, that read Offensive Lineman turned Fullback. More reason to FIGHT.

I WILL FIGHT the Central Hockey League for naming their trophy the President’s Cup. Visions of George Bush cycling and untold Bill Clinton jokes fill my head when I hear that.

And bring along the Texas Brahmas, who something called the Colorado Eagles just beat in the CHL playoffs. I WILL FIGHT any team that I have no idea what the name means!

I WILL FIGHT
Mike Shannahan because deep down we all know he will draft some dude who is a “project” had “personal issues” or “just knows how to play football.”

And bring along Pat Bowlen, because when they go to the Donks’ War Room shot, he’ll be in there acting like he knows what the f*ck is going on.

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6 Comments:

Blogger Hercules Rockefeller said...

Damn, Paddy was a fuckin' badass

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Anonymous poop de jour said...

Daaaag, I had totally forgot about that Sermon track with KMurray. Very nice. Was that KMurrays first appearance?

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