Friday, June 29, 2007

Gasolina

You lack the minerals and vitamins, irons and the niacin
Fuck who that I offend, rappers sit back I'm bout to begin...

After last week's euphoria of sweeping the Yankees, the Rockies have fallen on hard times. Check that, the Rockies have fallen on a bed of freaking nails covered with rubbing alcohol. Maybe Jorge Posada slipped Greg Brady's tiki statue into Brian Fuentes locker. Did they replace the post game Coors Lights with Natural Light? As Troy Tulowitzki morphs into the next Derek Jeter, the pitchers are morphing into a young Rick Vaughn. Did the stop in T-Dot piss off the Rockies who prefer regular bacon to the Canadian version. Did the series in Chi-town distract some Rox who wanted to retrace Ferris Bueller's tracks on his day off. Yeah, Brad Hawpe was always enamored with Abe Frohman, the sausage king of Chicago. And with the stop in Houston, it must be the candy paint and grills that has Todd Helton fiendin for a Swisha House tat. Is Yorvit Torrealba sending the signs to the pitchers in gang signs? Maybe Clint Hurdle's soul patch has a 4 inch hair coming out the middle that is really distracting.

Point is, whatever the fuck it is, they better figure it out. If not, the usual June Swoon around here will be greeted with the standard "when does training camp start?"

Labels:

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

who cares.....
boring.....
wack.....

6:21 PM  
Anonymous sklyer ulbrecht said...

If I see Brian Fuentes, I will fight him.

7:59 AM  
Blogger oakleyses said...

burberry outlet online, christian louboutin outlet, oakley vault, christian louboutin, michael kors outlet online, kate spade handbags, burberry outlet online, louis vuitton outlet, louis vuitton handbags, nike free, tiffany jewelry, kate spade outlet online, louis vuitton outlet online, red bottom shoes, cheap oakley sunglasses, longchamp outlet online, polo ralph lauren, christian louboutin shoes, prada outlet, prada handbags, michael kors outlet store, michael kors outlet, gucci handbags, louis vuitton, michael kors outlet online, true religion outlet, longchamp outlet, nike air max, tory burch outlet, tiffany and co jewelry, polo ralph lauren outlet, michael kors outlet online, ray ban sunglasses, coach outlet store online, jordan shoes, coach outlet, chanel handbags, coach purses, nike shoes, oakley sunglasses, true religion, ray ban outlet, nike air max, louis vuitton outlet, michael kors outlet online, coach outlet, longchamp handbags

11:54 PM  
Blogger oakleyses said...

nike free pas cher, mulberry, hollister, longchamp, ralph lauren, air max pas cher, north face pas cher, hermes pas cher, nike blazer pas cher, michael kors canada, sac vanessa bruno, new balance pas cher, timberland, guess pas cher, true religion outlet, lululemon, oakley pas cher, sac michael kors, ray ban pas cher, north face, true religion jeans, longchamp pas cher, scarpe hogan, converse pas cher, ray ban uk, abercrombie and fitch, tn pas cher, sac louis vuitton, burberry pas cher, hollister, louis vuitton uk, nike air force, nike roshe run, chaussure louboutin, barbour, louis vuitton, louis vuitton pas cher, nike free, nike roshe, air jordan, michael kors uk, vans pas cher, nike air max, nike air max, air max, lacoste pas cher, ralph lauren pas cher

12:03 AM  
Blogger oakleyses said...

abercrombie and fitch, ugg boots, mont blanc pens, rolex watches, hollister, insanity workout, soccer jerseys, jimmy choo shoes, mcm handbags, ferragamo shoes, chi flat iron, herve leger, uggs on sale, celine handbags, north face outlet, nike huarache, ugg outlet, ugg soldes, birkin bag, new balance outlet, lululemon outlet, p90x workout, wedding dresses, asics shoes, roshe run, canada goose outlet, longchamp, ugg, valentino shoes, vans outlet, marc jacobs outlet, bottega veneta, north face jackets, canada goose outlet, nfl jerseys, ghd, canada goose, mac cosmetics, babyliss pro, instyler ionic styler, uggs outlet, canada goose outlet, giuseppe zanotti, beats headphones, soccer shoes, nike trainers, reebok shoes

12:09 AM  
Blogger oakleyses said...

hollister clothing, air max, wedding dress, baseball bats, vans, pandora uk, ralph lauren, moncler, moncler outlet, juicy couture outlet, supra shoes, ray ban, swarovski jewelry, toms outlet, canada goose pas cher, timberland shoes, converse shoes, ugg, hollister canada, links of london uk, moncler, karen millen, moncler, hollister, nike air max, montre femme, canada goose uk, canada goose, uggs canada, converse, oakley, moncler, moncler, pandora jewelry, louis vuitton canada, coach outlet, pandora charms, juicy couture outlet, gucci, replica watches, moncler, parajumpers outlet, lancel, swarovski uk, iphone 6 case, louboutin, thomas sabo uk, canada goose

12:26 AM  
Blogger Wenhao Guo said...

washington redskins
salomon speedcross 3
ugg boots
giuseppe zanotti sale
swarovski outlet
atlanta falcons
puma shoes
replica watches
mont blanc
new york giants
air jordan 13 free shipping
chanel handbags
winter jackets outlet
coach outlet online
soccer jerseys,soccer jerseys wholesale,soccer jerseys cheap,soccer jerseys for sale,cheap soccer jersey,usa soccer jersey,football jerseys
nike air max
michael kors outlet store
true religion jeans,cheap true religion jeans,true religion jeans wholesale,true religion outlet,true religion sale,true religion outlet online
ugg boots clearance
chanel handbags
polo ralph lauren outlet
air force one shoes
denver broncos
black friday
cheap ugg boots
michael kors outlet
michael kors factory sale
football shirts uk,soccer jerseys uk,cheap soccer jerseys uk
ugg clearance
canada goose coats
coach outlet online
chanel outlet store online
ddddd1124

7:46 PM  
Blogger 艾丰 said...

jianbin1209
michael kors outlet store
ralph lauren
michael kors handbags,michael kors outlet,michael kors outlet online,michael kors,kors outlet,michael kors outlet online sale,michael kors handbags clearance,michael kors purses,michaelkors.com,michael kors bags,michael kors shoes,michaelkors,cheap michael kors
replica handbags
giuseppe zanotti sale
nfl jerseys wholesale
michael kors outlet online,michael kors,kors outlet,michael kors outlet,michael kors handbags,michael kors outlet online sale,michael kors handbags clearance,michael kors purses,michaelkors.com,michael kors bags,michael kors shoes,michaelkors,cheap michael kors
cheap jordans
michael kors handbags
coach outlet store
nobis outlet
gucci
air jordan 4 free shipping
miami heat
los angeles lakers
minnesota vikings
karen millen dresses
monster beats
mizuno shoes
michael kors outlet store
hermes outlet online
atlanta falcons
prada outlet store
tory burch shoes
louis vuitton outlet
nike free
ugg outlet store
lacoste polo
louis vuitton outlet
christian louboutin shoes
coach outlet online
moncler jackets
longchamp bags

1:36 AM  
Blogger Fangyaya said...

ray ban wayfarer
true religion outlet
pandora jewelry
coach outlet online
burberry outlet online
nike air max
nike free run 2
timberland boots
retro jordans
cheap oakley sunglasses
louis vuitton outlet
coach outlet
nike uk
jordan 4
coach outlet
coach outlet store online
nike trainers
polo ralph lauren outlet
gucci outlet online
ralph lauren polo
louis vuitton outlet
mont blanc pens
louis vuitton
michael kors handbags
coach outlet store online clearances
christian louboutin
nike basketball shoes
true religion jeans
coach outlet
michael kors handbags
oakley sunglasses
oakley sunglasses
kate spade handbags
christian louboutin wedges
nike sb
air jordans
jordan retro
rolex submariner
gucci outlet
louis vuitton outlet stores
20167.16chenjinyan

7:16 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home