Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Garage Sale Slushy-ness

You trippin, must be that Zima you was sippin
Your accountant couldn't count how many bottles I be grippin…


The Summer Mission roared into the third week and it sees the assembled Shaolin Monks just a smidgeon off the goal. Two-time Slushy Gutter winner JL Smooth was once again the rabbit, setting an early pace and tallying an impressive amount, and he again managed to mix in some Tangerine Zimas. Two-time Slushy Gutter winner T-Dub had the requisite suburban garage sale at his palatial crib, which usually leads to drinking, and lots of it. As an old friend once told me, “Garage sales are just an excuse to have a cold beer at 10am.” The Commish and two-time Slushy Gutter winner JBiz were also present, selling worthless crap and pounding smooooooooooth CLs all day. Trav endured a bevy of after-work beers to come in at the needed pace, and current Slushy Gutter Winner Rattlesnake Steve also came in on his mark. Broz and former Slushy Gutter winner Pickles must’ve been resting their livers, as both finished the week off the pace. Although Broz, JBiz, and TDub did squeeze in a trip to the gully Arvada Tavern until 1am. The week’s Beer Pimp Champion goes to Slick Rip, who took a trip to the desert to golf, gamble, see visions of Cairo in the sand, and apparently swill many beers. (838)

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

JEEZUS, you idiots are really serious about this. Im buying stock in the major beer companys right now, douchebags.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous 2 time Slushy Gutter Winner JBiz said...

Only a needle-dicked, lantern-jawed, pistol-grip-eared douchebag would make comments like that then sign it anonymous. Fucking loser.

8:58 AM  
Anonymous Tie Domi said...

JBiz = the slushy gutter enforcer?

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