Wednesday, June 27, 2007

No Draft in Here

Just a dosage, delegate my Clan with explosives
While my pen blow lines ferocious
Mediterranean, see y'all, the number one draft pick...

The Nuggets have no pick in today's NBA draft. That's not one single pick. So, since the Nuggets have no real draft pick, let's take a look at some players who aren't real that they can draft:

-Jesus Shuttlesworth- The big time recruit from the 1998 classic "He Got Game." Shhhh, don't tell anyone that it's really Ray Allen.

-The Colorado Justice System- Greg Buckner, Yakhouba Diawara, Rueben Patterson, Voshon Lenard, all have tried and failed to contain one Kobe Bryant. The real "Kobe Stopper"is the judicial system here in CO. Well, maybe not the stopper, but it slowed his ass down.

-The Geico Caveman- Especially potent for banging down low versus the Western Conference's resident caveman, Chris Kaman.

-A 186 pound dumbell- Guaranteed to give Kevin Durant fits for the next few years.

-Major Cedric Daniels- The big shot cop on "The Wire" might urge Melo to stop his "Stop Snitching" and start rebounding. Plus, he's from Baltimore, so him and Melo can scarf down crab cakes together.



Anonymous Mista Chuck said...

remember Nick "Skita" Tsivolvi? It was the only time white people could yell "Skeet skeet" other than bad Lil Jon songs.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Hallux Valgus said...

I also yell "skeet skeet" when watching Skeet Ulrich on Jericho.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous snotnosed kid at a 9yr old bday party said...

i yell it as well when Im at Dave and Busters playing skee ball

4:30 PM  
Blogger Dart Adams said...

Now WE have Jesus Shuttlesworth...but he can't rock #34...or #33....or #32...or #31...and if Sebastian Telfair is still around he can't have #30 either. He can't even rock #43! One.

8:56 AM  
Blogger Commish CH said...

^Chuck- Good ol Skita. Tearing up the Italian League is what I hear.

^Hallux- funny. Jericho is my show too.

^Kid- isn't it your bedtime?

^Dart- The Celtics got a deal with Ray. He's got plenty of game left.

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