Thursday, June 21, 2007

Yankee Doodled Part 2

Wit the man of the hour
Commit the soul power
For once I got to say shut 'em down on the regular
Causing mass hysteria in your area

Thoughts and observations from the Commish's trip to Coors Field last night, where the Rockies again beat the visiting Yankees:


-Commish: Look there's Marcus Camby
Yankee Fan #1: Oh yeah
Yankee Fan #2: Who's he?

-Everytime the Yankees' Derek Jeter is up, the flash bulbs go off like it's the freaking Ice Capades. Rockies fans and Yankee honks alike snap photos of this guy like he's Mother Teresa or something.

-Two sections over: Yankee "fan": Yankee hat and University of Texas t-shirt. Ah yes, that spirited tradition of New York and Austin and their cultural similiarities. I'm sure she was sporting a Colts jacket and Anaheim Ducks undergarments. Her car is adorned with Jeff Gordon stickers and a Florida Gator poster adorns her house.

-Matt Holiday crushed a two run blast that could still be in orbit, prompting two Yankee fans to this exchange:
Yankee Fan #1: Damn, this Holiday guy is pretty good.
Yankee Fan #2: Yeah, we're going to have to sign him whenever he's a free agent.

-Troy Tulowitski: everyone loves your game, your smooth style, your enthusiasm, your unlimited potential. But your up-to-bat song? R Kelly's "Im a Flirt." Was "Bump and Grind"
not available?

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