March Sadness
It's been more than 36 hours since the raw dog f*cking of the CU Hoops team by the incompetents on the NCAA Selection Committee. Some of the thoughts that went through my head in that period:
-I want to puke.
-Maybe I should run a puke scam like that Lard Ass kid in Stand By Me, with the selection committee being right in the vomit path.
-Seriously, we didn't get a bid? (Then I started to look around my family room, like the bid was hiding in there somewhere. "Oh, look, no need to worry, the #11 seed was right over here behind the Elmo doll." This actually happenned.)
-Dude, this Gene Smith guy looks like a cross between Steve Harvey and the black dude from Barney Miller.
-Dude, this Gene Smith guy just talked about CU for a couple minutes and he might as well been reciting Spanish poetry. Do they make Cliff Notes for NCAA Jiberish Bullshit?
-Someone just punched me in gut.
-Oh wait, that was the neighbor's cat who lept onto my lap.
-Dammit, the cat just got a #15 seed.
-I hope Tad and Mrs Boyle saved some receipts, because there might be a lot of deli meat and potato salad that doesn't get ate.
-This is a grand conspiracy. Big 12 Commissioner is bitter, Wake Forest AD is bitter, Big Sky Commissioner is preoccupied. They all staged the moon landing.
-Man, Jay Bilas is pissed. If only their was a Super Robot Bilas we could unleash on the committee to take down their evilness.
-Man, Dick Vitale is worked up too. Wow, every damn analyst in the world is filled with angst. Someone must've promised them a case of Rocky Mountain Oysters or something.
-This is Dan Hawkins' fault.
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posted by @slushygutter at 5:58 AM
7 Comments:
Dumb as it sounds, I just kinda sat in front of my TV stunned.
Though the crazy mad angst that the ESPN's rolled out and least made it a little entertaining.
i will fight those dudes. every one of them NCAA varmits.
"I just kinda sat in front of my TV stunned."
As opposed to your normal sitting in front of your TV playing video games, with a weed glaze on your face. With dorito remnants on your shirt.
Sniffle, sniffle. Their RPI and out of conference sked blew. Look on the bright side: The CU alums won't have to burn up those sick days at the local Subways and 7-11s to watch the tourney games. Don't worry, you got April 20th right around the corner to make life good again.
Hey Anon- We won't mention you thought when they mentioned RPI all this time it was a new Arby's sandwich. Now little lambie, doesn't the combine need fixin or Timmy need resuin' from the well? Skeeeeeeeeeeee-daddle!
Tim Tebow will make this right somehow.
Tim sent a muffin basket to the committee = #2 seed for the gators
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