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One game in for the Nuggets and the Knicks, two press conferences, and other tidbits:
-Melo basically said that he was (paraphrasing) relieved that he won't have to carry the load in NY, that he can ride someone else's coattails. All this while his teammate in Denver, Chauncey was seated right next to him. Obviously, he was referring to Amare. Game one, the number two scorer and arguably the best player on the court? Chauncey Billups. F*ck you, Melo.
-Everytime I see Josh Kroenke I can't help but think I used to watch this dude play in Boulder ten years back (I'm sure my dunk ass chanted something to him about "your Dad sells cheap plastic crap and is a driver of harsh capitalism that supresses other business.") Oh, and of course, that whole house party with the coach thing. Ten years from now, will Jacob Pullen be coaching the Rapids?
-Ty Lawson looked like a different player on Tuesday without the vortex that can be Melo. He is one of the fastest pure dribblers since AI. Seeing him and Rajon Rondo go at it could be a matchup of the two quickest in the league.
-It was weird seeing Melo and Chauncey in those Knick uniforms. I guarantee you Melo threw a fit when he was told #15 was off limits (someone named Dick McGuire. Should we say Melo got dicked?) So he took #7. Thanks for muddying the #7 jersey back here in Denver. F*ck you Melo.
-Melo basically said that he was (paraphrasing) relieved that he won't have to carry the load in NY, that he can ride someone else's coattails. All this while his teammate in Denver, Chauncey was seated right next to him. Obviously, he was referring to Amare. Game one, the number two scorer and arguably the best player on the court? Chauncey Billups. F*ck you, Melo.
-Everytime I see Josh Kroenke I can't help but think I used to watch this dude play in Boulder ten years back (I'm sure my dunk ass chanted something to him about "your Dad sells cheap plastic crap and is a driver of harsh capitalism that supresses other business.") Oh, and of course, that whole house party with the coach thing. Ten years from now, will Jacob Pullen be coaching the Rapids?
-Ty Lawson looked like a different player on Tuesday without the vortex that can be Melo. He is one of the fastest pure dribblers since AI. Seeing him and Rajon Rondo go at it could be a matchup of the two quickest in the league.
-It was weird seeing Melo and Chauncey in those Knick uniforms. I guarantee you Melo threw a fit when he was told #15 was off limits (someone named Dick McGuire. Should we say Melo got dicked?) So he took #7. Thanks for muddying the #7 jersey back here in Denver. F*ck you Melo.
-All sorts of VH1 action comes out yesterday about LaLa and her new show. Yoko Ono is impressed. The cat is officially out of the bag, pissing in your shoes and scratching up your leather couch that LaLa was instrumental in driving this to get back to NYC. Could we have at least got Carson Daly in return? F*ck you Melo.
-Sick of Chris Broussard by now? My man Fresh Marcus piped in and pointed the resemblance between Broussard and Redhead Kingpin.
-Don't underestimate the effect Chauncey leaving might have in Boulder. Hell, there's not one, but two 50 foot banners of him in the Foam Doam. Alec Burks recently said the way the team leans on Chauncey was big. From the Buff Nation, f*ck you Melo.
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Labels: Nuggets
posted by @slushygutter at 5:46 AM
4 Comments:
The Garden was a collective circle jerk last night.
The Garden's always a circle jerk of self-congratulation, just like every other New York sporting event.
Circle jerk? Where? I'll be there with a case of White Zinn!!
hee hee.
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