Thursday, March 24, 2011

Boulder's Friendly Skies

I find it fun to smash MCs into fine bits...

The CU Athletic Department is in talks with Frontier Airlines about the possible naming rights of Folsom Field. Some perks that may come along with the deal:
-Good news: Beer will be brought back to the stadium. Bad news: it will cost $5 per can and exact change is appreciated.
-The PA announcer will go from a clear, booming, voice over a state of the art system to a mumbled, mouth breather that sounds like a drive thru from a 1980s Dairy Queen. ("Cheerleaders please buckle in some turbulence is ahead" (?)")
-The size of the bags of peanuts will be shrinking. A lot.
-Barf bags will be available throughout the stadium. While this is a nice gesture, they would've been a lot more handy during the Dan Hawkins' era.
-Metal detectors used at the entrances will not yield any weapons, but will turn up enough booze to fuel Mardi Gras for a week.
-Each seat will be equiped with a tray table. However, if you have the tray table down during the last two minutes of each half an attendant will smugly ask you to please fold it up. And don't even think about using your iPod during that time!
-BuffVision will be replaced by some Mathew McCounaghy romantic comedy.
-Mile High Club? In Boulder that takes a whole different meeting.
RELATED: KRS-One - "Step Into A World" - ("Giving airplanes mad turbulence")


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