White Stuff for Nugs

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The SG has learned from various sources (Victor the drunk outside the local watering hole at 8am) that the Nuggets have pulled off a trade deadline deal to shore up their interior. According to Victor (who also informed us the bartender had "stellar huge hooters") the Nuggets have acquired a player who can soar over 20 feet in the air, comes loaded with championship hardware, employs a mind boggling amount of moves and manuevers, and has a mean competitive streak.

Shaun White is now a Denver Nugget.

The sometimes Colorado-resident will bring his flowing red mane to the Pepsi Center where he will undoubtedly resemble Salami from "The White Shadow" when donning the Nugs' jersey.

The trade was easy to pull off, as US Snowboarding chief Bill Marolt, a former CU Athletic Director, gave the Nugs a "home town" discount. Marolt encouraged the Nuggets to offer up returnables that the snowboarders would enjoy. Besides the fact the team is named the "Nugs", the association got some bootleg Warren Miller DVDs, a couple of busted Thule racks, a Graffix gift card, and some Element hoodies.

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