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Completely random, useless, and arbitrary thoughts from last night's Nuggets' OT win versus the Sacramento Kings:

-Outfit the Kings in some black leather coats, a couple knit hats, a pack of smokes, and a couple tiny cars and they look like an Eastern European criminal outfit that Matt Damon is chasing after in a couple tiny cars in downtown Vienna.

-Altitude kept promoting the Avs-Blue Jackets game tonight. I know 'Blue Jackets' probably has some historical significance in the hockey hotbed that is Columbus, but everytime I hear it I think of some mutant giant blue bee or a Crips set slapping the puck around.

-When the Nuggets huddled before the last possession did Coach Karl really say: "OK, listen, throw the ball into Chauncey, then you just dribble the ball at the three-point line until 2 seconds are left. The rest of you guys just stand there. Then Chauncey you shoot over the guy from the three point line. They'll never know what hit em!"

-Something is telling me that Melo may have more than just a sprained ankle.

-No matter how many times I see him, the Denver Elvis cop always makes me chuckle.

-The Nuggets seem to play more Monday games than any team in the NBA, and they always seem to be against the dregs of the league. If the rest of us are groggy, hungover, not on our game, or tired on Mondays, imagine how the team feels. Plus, they can't watch the freaks on A&E's Intervention or Hoarders every Monday.

-Paul Westphal coaches the Kings and I didn't know this until Chris Marlowe mentioned it. The NBA is literally amazing in their ability to recycle old coaches over and over and over. Dick Motta or Bill Fitch weren't available?

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