How To Rob

Witness all around me, true, but I'm no island Peninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy

Dan Hawkins hired Robert Prince as the WRs coach up in Boulder this past week. Good thing Dan got around to filling that vacancy nearly three months after it became vacant. I mean who would need an extra assitant to help with recruiting, since recruiting went so well and all.

Prince's resume boasts a whole lot of stops over the last few years, which should help him when Hawk and most of the staff are fired two days after Thanksgiving this year. Prince arguably has the most talented group of wideouts in quite some time in Boulder, but he is greeted on his first day with a couple forms to fill out, a tour of the offices, where they keep the creamer for the coffee, and oh yeah, your top WR has been suspended by the coach! Here's your office, enjoy your time in Boulder, Rob.

(Props to the BDC commenter who worked in the Prince from Dave Chappelle show reference into his post. Now I will always imagine our new coach in a purple blouse while he coaches. Would you guys like some grapes?)

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