Thursday, January 14, 2010

Melo is the Marrying Type

She says I love you Harold and your name is Will...

Denver's favorite son is tying the knot - in New York - marrying his long time squeeze and baby momma LaLa Vasquez. If you are married there's a good chance you've played the "should we invite this person" game. Are Melo and LaLa going through that with:

--Nate Robinson and/or Mardy Collins
--Chauncey Billups- Will he garner an invite to carry Melo over the first part of the ceremony?
--Commish CH- C'mon Melo, the SG has always been on your side. Will there be an open bar?
--Carson Daly- LaLa's former MTV co-worker. If not him than how about Marc Goodman
--Jerry McNamara
--That dude from Melo's 'Stop Snitchin' video- unless someone snitched on him
--Kenyon Martin's chick, rapper Trina- She can serenade the happy couple with that wack song "My Neck"
--Darko Milicic
--Allen Iverson- At the rehearsal dinner he spouts off about "rehearsal? I mean what are we talkin bout...rehearsal?"
--George Karl- Will he draw up a deep penetration play for post-wedding?
--JR Smith- He will either catch the garter belt in a remarkable 360 move or miss it and the pastor will call him for a dumb foul

RELATED: Slaughterhouse - "The One" - ("I'm mellow, so I'm looking for that lala")

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