No Win-dy City

The birth of a child on the 8th of October
A toast but my granddaddy came sober

The Rockies blew into Philly and promptly got blew out- literally. A 5-1 loss was complete with tricky winds throughout the game that wreaked havoc on the Rockies while the Phillies stayed cool in their home yard. While Ubaldo pitched well, Phillies' horse Cliff Lee pitched a gem, retiring the Rockies seemingly in order after some traffic early. The Phillies now enjoy a 1-0 series lead; yet they weren't the only ones who enjoyed yesterday's conditions. Rumor has it these people and things also did:
-Ben Franklin's search for power.
-Ricky Fitts' grocery bags.
-The Wicked Witch of the West.
-Hang gliders.
-Usain Bolt in an attempt to record a unofficial world record.
-Charley Brown's tree.
-Native American trinkets that hang from 1998 Ford Focus rear view mirrors.
-Obama's green energy plan.
-Chimes that your ahole neighbors seem to have right outside your bedroom.
-The 70's rock group Kansas.

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