The Big Rox What If?

In the game of life, I play all positions
Stop look and listen, total package, yes a true master
Produce rhymes, slang hits faster...

It is not that far fetched, but if Huston Street pitches like his regular season self, Aaron Cook has his sinker working in Game Five, and the Rox scratch out a few runs, they would've met up with the Dodgers in the NLCS. I'm of the opinion the Rox would've made quick work of the Dodgers in the series much like the Phils. Go back to mid-July and if Brad Hawpe would've hit a stitch beyond Carl Crawford's glove, we'd be seeing the Rockies hosting the Yankees in Game One of the World Series tonight in our fair city.

One problem: snow and lots of it. And it isn't the quick moving storm we usually get around Halloween which made you wear that lame parka over your fresh Ghostbusters outfit or the moon boots with your Michael Jackson parachute pants back in the day. Rather it is a lingering 36 hour dumper with schools closed and weathermen beating their collective dicks.

The fun of it would be seeing the ESPN and other network talking heads during the snow. Karl Ravech would be in his J Crew pea coat with Dan Marino Isotoner gloves. Peter Gammons would probably rock some pimp-like fur coach (since he is a rock star), and John Kruk would most likely be trying to catch the snow flakes because someone told him they were marshmallows. Steve Phillips would be trying to hump a snowman. Kate Hudson would be wearing some lame $1000 pair of Uggs and some pitcher (my bet would be Joba Chamberlin, he's from Nebraska so he's not too bright would be rocking the short sleeves.)

Most likely games one and two would be pushed back to the weekend and the World Series would finish when you are sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Alot would of had to happen for this but on this snow day we can all dream right?

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