Thursday, April 09, 2009

You Must Learn

Disappear...vamoose...you're wack to me,
Take them rhymes back to the factory...

After a 9-2 demolition of the D-Backs in the desert, have we learned anything about our 2-1 Purp? Maybe...

...Yorvit Torrealba is still on the team. Seriously, I thought he retired or played for the Expos.

...Don Grimace Baylor's work as hitting coach will pay dividends with the young players this year.

...Dexter Fowler will be fawned over for a few weeks until he begins the standard May-June rookie slide.

...Clint Hurdle's ability to pick the right lineup will be seriously tested over the course of the year. The bench on this team is very capable and the right matchings can create serious matchup problems.

...Alana Rizzo: insert pitching rubber metaphor here.

...Ian Stewart looks like the dude on your softball team who doesn't warm up, dresses like a slob, drinks three beers before the game, and still belts a HR each time.

...Franklin Morales only problem could be between his ears. If dude keeps his head like yesterday, things could go well for him.

...The SG Crew's collective livers are shaking over Opening Day.

RELATED: CPO f/ MC Ren - "Ballad of a Menace" - "...not to be confused with that of a grimace"

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Have fun down on Blake Street today. I'll be missing for the first time in 10 years. When I am up to my elbows in shitty newborn diapers, drain a cool one for me...

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