Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Falling Down: The Nets' Version

Ladies let your body flow
Send a chill up your spine like an eskimo...

The New Jersey Nets came into town last night for their payback after handing the Nugs a beatdown last month. But the main scuffle of the trip took place earlier in the afternoon when Nets' player Sean Williams was arrested in suburban Denver.

When you hear NBA arrest you think: alcohol related, drugs, domestic violence, assault. Check none of the above for Williams, as he was charged for wrecking shop at a cell phone store.

Williams should be applauded, not charged. He simply did what everyone of us has wanted to do probably 100 times.

Your cell phone is on the fritz, your old lady is bitching that you are ignoring her (and your excuse of "my cell phone is broke" is reality), you have to go to some out of the way service provider and stand in line for about 10 hours. Plus, Orange Julius totally fucked your order a bit earlier. When you finally get waited on, some condescending cell phone techie lectures you in Nokiasese and disappears to the back for another 45 minutes. All the while, his co-workers are chatting eachother up or texting on their phones.

Finally, your phone is back and working. You are at your limit and then the kicker: the bill. For his dilly dallying, the provider charges you an arm and a leg, complete with all sorts of miscellaneous "fees."

What to do? Hell yeah, grab some equipment and starting wrecking shit. The store was lucky Williams didn't come back with a freaking bulldozer and ten crates of rabid pit bulls.

Vote Sean Williams: All Star 2010. If he takes a trip to Motor Vehicles, make him the damn MVP.

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Anonymous fresh said...

Even back at BC this kid seemed to be intentionally sabotaging his own career. Too bad, because the general consensus is that he's a good guy (when not in the throes of his monthly emotional outburst).

However, seeing that AT&T was involved I have little doubt that Williams' actions were fully justified.

9:15 AM  
Anonymous naomi campbell said...

shouldve thrown the phone at that bitch!

ps- im hot

4:01 PM  
Blogger Hercules Rockefeller said...

Wasn't he the kid from UConn that stole the laptop a few years back?

He's just really prefers typewriters.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Commish CH said...

^^Fresh- Im guessing the Nets arent too happy with him- Kiki gave him two games.

^^Naomi- yes, you are

^^Herc- I remember that but dont remember who it was? Ray Allen, Rip hamiltion?

2:25 PM  
Anonymous fresh said...

Marcus Williams (drafted by the Nets the year before Sean Williams then traded to Warriors and cut earlier this year) was the kid who got in trouble for stealing laptops from Uconn. Sean Williams is from BC.

Rod Thorn seems visibly pissed off whenever he gets interviewed about S. Williams. All his teammates seem ok with him though, and the local papers are generally positive about him (they seem to save their harshest criticism for Vince Carter and Yi).

8:29 AM  
Blogger Hercules Rockefeller said...

Ah. I knew it was a Williams. Thanks Fresh.

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