Melo's Heroes

Yo when you bug out, you usually have a reason for the action
Sometimes you don't it's just for mere satisfaction...

Wouldn't it be a lot funner if Dirk Nowitzki talked like Colonel Klink or some other German?

Hello, Dieter it's Dirk! How is the wienerschnitzel? Oh, good. No, we lost the game, versus Nuggets of Denver. Is that the new Hasselhoff record you are playing? The Carmelo was very good- he practically broke Dirk's ankles in the 3rd quarter. No Dieter, Carmelo is a player, not a type of chocolate!

Worse yet for Dirk is I take a pounding like Boris Becker versus Stefan Edberg from K-Mart. No, he's a player not a techno pop group, Dieter, you silly goose. You watching what? Is that the one where Hogan and the crew try to outfoil Klink? Oh, I love that one!

Yes, the K-Mart is one with lips on neck, yes, just like Dirk and the whores after too much at Oktoberfest! The Nuggets of Denver are peaking, they win in Dallas versus Dirk and in New Orleans with Chris Paul. The Melo very strong. They have Birdman, he long like sauerkraut. No, he not man with wings. He man with many tattoos.

What? You kid?! No way Scorpions are playing in Dusseldorf in May! Yes, Dieter, Dirk will be there.