Dutch Master

MC's be out like bank robbers
Fleeing the scene, to be a sole survivor...

Ubaldo Jimenez stuck his collective fingers in the Dutch team's dikes last night, as he tied them up to the tune of 10 strikeouts over four innings in the World Baseball Classic.

Granted, we aren't talking the 1927 Yankees at the dish, but it was quite impressive.

Yet, while Rockies' fans might be excited, we all know it just starts the wheels moving for the all-to-likely trade of Jimenez in 2011 or 2012 and the standard, "we're buliding for the future" excuse that'll undoubtedly accompany the trade from Rox management.

So, all you Yankees/Mets/Dodgers/big market fans take notice, your future ace was smoking a bunch of wooden clog wearing, windmilling, tulip growing chumps last night.

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