Son of Simms Lands in Denver

Yo I drink twenty forties, smoke forty blunts
Say a hundred rhymes and not sound like you once…

Coach McHoody is fast compiling a who’s who of most Fantasy Football league’s waiver wire players. In the fold are three bye week running backs: JJ Arrington, LaMont Jordan, and Correll Buckhalter. Throw in WR Jabar Gafney and QB Chris Simms, and you have some poor chump’s starting lineup in a when his starters are decimated by injuries and bye weeks and his league are going all dickhead and not trading their extras.

Simms is a huge upgrade over incumbent Patrick Ramsey, because as we discussed before, he’s not Patrick Ramsey.

Simms, who is adored here in CO for being quite the key player in handing the Buffs their only Big 12 Football Championship. His pappy is also the source of derision here in CO, as he decided to have a career day of all career days in the Giants’ Super Bowl win over the Donks. (Phil McConkey was also a starter for the Giants that day. That’s not really of any consequence except how cool is it to say ‘McConkey’ over and over. He had a TD that day too; thanks for that Joe Collier defense.)

Simms also carries on the Shanahan legacy as he has son-of-Shanny’s name tattooed on his body. No word if Gafney has Bill Belichick’s name tattooed on his ass.

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