Hawk Gets Money, Money He Got

So I start my mission- leave my residence
Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents...

Coach Hawk and crew have rallied nicely over the past couple weeks and started to assemble a respectable recruiting class. And while Hawk detractors might fault his game coaching, they definitely can't front on his recruiting tactics. It seems Hawk is on the cutting edge of creativity and even sent fake cash to targets. No need to fret, haters, Hawk wasn't counterfeiting or using real coin, and they even checked it out with the Secret Service. Yeah, because those guys aren't busy now.

The over $300,000 in Buffopoly money was symbolic of the cost of a CU education and the "bills" were complete with images of your favorite Colorado coach.

No word if any of the recipients actually tried to spend the money adorned with Hawk and his staff. But wouldn't the country be a much more Zen-like place if we did have Danny Boy on our currency? Change the color from green to Black and Gold, get rid of the pyramid with the weird eyeball and install a weeping Kordell post-Hail Mary. Isn't E pluribus unum Latin for "It aint intramurals"?

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